Girl:
I'm having heart surgery today.Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Oops don’t give a fuck, sorry.
Fuck you with something hard and sand papery, bitch!
That is all.
